We Eat Poop for Dinner

As I was changing Gideon's diaper, we had the following conversation. "Eww. You stink." "Yummy. We eat poop!" "Yucky! That's gross, Gideon!" "We do. We eat poop for dinner." A few seconds later, "Can we eat pee?" "No." "Can we eat gas?" "No." "Can we eat Mommy?" I am offended by two things: 1) his comments about my cooking, and 2) the progression from poop to pee to gas to mommy.