#1) After looking at a grocery store ad, Ambrose asked, "What is evaporated milk? Is it just an empty can?"
#2) After sniffing Gideon's armpit: "Smells like puberty."
#3) Ambrose: "I wonder why there's an age limit on dating?"
Me: "Just so that you're old enough and mature enough."
Ambrose, in a tone of complete understanding: "Oh, so you don't ask weird questions like, 'Do you fart?' 'Do you eat bologna?' 'Do you eat fresh fried organs?' "
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